They forgot Tumblr:
This is my dick in a donut!!!SO much clearer now….lol
Honesty: It Ain’t Always Pretty
…When I first bought the van, I was real proud of it. I took it straight over to my brother-in-law’s house to show it off, ‘cause he’s such a prick. He takes one look at my new van, and he goes, “I can’t believe you didn’t buy a Mercedes-Benz.”
They don’t make a van.
“Ron, I don’t think you fully understand the intricacies of Mercedes-Benz engineering. Why, I got the three-inch windshield wiper that keeps my headlight clean in a rainstorm.”
I got a place to fuck your sister.
~ Ron White
(via Golden Age Comic Book Stories)
The Night Before Christmas
Panic #1 ~ March/1954
Art by Al Feldstein
See anybody can draw just like the infomercial says
How to draw a cat
(via thefyrechief)
Face. Dick Face
If that offends you, wait until I post what he had to say about anorexia. :D
